UMassD Immortality Club
- · Standing orderMonthly meetings are held in the 666th basement level of the Tunnels.
- · Standing orderNew members are welcome only if you solve our riddles, located across campus.
- The gnome war enters its third academic year. Talks continue in the Campus Center food court; neither side will say who is winning. The balance frays at its edges, and the Council is watching both.
- · UpdateMost of our riddles keep getting desecrated by the administration, so we are opening up the possibility of solving everything online.
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- A campfire behind the Dells, hosted by one of the Greek houses, was put out last night by something that was not the fire department. No one was hurt. The marshmallows are gone. We would not relight it.
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- Faculty have been let go, and quickly. Every few decades the administration forgets what its teachers were holding up. This time we felt it below: the wards beneath Foster have thinned, and something on the lower levels has noticed. Travel in pairs past level three.
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- Gnome casualties: none. Council casualties: one umbrella. The front has moved to the Birch and Hickory path.
- Please stop greeting the joggers on the ring road after midnight. Most of them are joggers. Some of them have been taking the same walk since 1966, and they do not like to be interrupted.
- There are more clues across campus in every building. One clue is all you need.
- A new initiation cycle begins, keep an eye on Grata Retro for clues.
- · UpdateWe highly recommend not swimming in the Cedar Dell Lake. We cannot provide further details as of this time.
- The administration has failed its students again, and its faculty with them. The Council is not surprised. The Council is, as it has been for decades, disappointed.
- · Update for membersArnie has chosen to not get involved with the Gnome war citing conflict of interest so it is of utmost importance that everyone maintain a good campus atmosphere for new students.
- · UpdateDo NOT go near the Dells, the gnomes have started to revolt so the area is considered very dangerous. The Thrift Store and the Sustainability department are considered a demilitarized and neutral zone out of respect for those in need.
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- The gnomes number twelve. That is only the ones we can see. Past the Dells there are whole societies of them, with customs, and borders, and grudges. The Council has stopped counting.
- The first gnome appeared outside the Dells, facing the lake. We moved it. By morning it was back, facing the lake.
Records beyond this point are not accessible to the public.
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Those Who Seek What Time Denies Gather Here.
The whispers echo through the ages, a promise on the wind. A defiance of the inevitable. Do you hear them? Do you yearn for the secrets they hold?
The UMassD Immortality Club beckons those who yearn to pierce the veil. We delve into forbidden lore, forgotten texts, and the fringe of scientific inquiry. Is it legend, or a truth waiting to be unearthed? Join us, and together we may unravel the mysteries of defying the finality of time.
This is not for the faint of heart, nor the seekers of earthly validation. Here, we tread in the shadows, where knowledge is a flickering candle and truth a whispered rumor. But for those with the courage to look beyond the veil, the UMassD Immortality Club may offer a glimpse of what lies beyond the mortal coil.
The Sealed Record
Our history is not given. It is earned. Mend the seal, then speak what is written upon it.
Do you dare to enter?
The eye is the door. Hold a light to its edges, and touch the dark beyond to leave it gold.